The Bilge Pumps T-Shirts, with the oh-so-spiffy Bilge Pumps' logo on the front left breast and the "Turn of the Century Tour" on the back, is what real pirates wear when they're not pirating or singing... or when they are pirating and singing.

When you're wearing one of these fine articles of clothing, you get bought beer all the time. It's a proven fact! Plus, if you give one to your boyfriend/girlfriend/latest conquest then they'll be certain to respect you in the morning.