The Bilge Pumps are a pirate music group based in the Dallas/Ft, Worth area who specialize in performances that combine sea songs, shanties, and Celtic music with a huge dose of silly comedy.

Now that you're here, come aft and take hold of the wheel. Ye've made it this far, the steering is up to you.

We'll be headin' below decks ta take a nap.

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Apr 19
We've added three new gigs for 2017! The the Buccaneer Bar, the Texarkana Faire, and the Louisiana Ren Fest.
Mar 13
Pictures and video from our visit to Mardi Gras Galveston are up on our Past Landings.
Mar 10
Our Press and Promotional page has been updated with new images, video, news articles, and Résumé
Mar 06
Pictures and lots of video from this year's Pirates on the Prairie VI are now up on our Past Landings page.
Feb 23
Pics and vids from The Railean Distillery, Dickens on the Strand, and the GP Farmer's Market are now up on our Past Landings 2016 page.
Feb 21
Pictures and videos of our visit to Louisiana are now posted on our Past Landings page
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Railean Rum Distillery
San Leon, TX
Texas Pirate Festival
Hillsboro, TX
GP Pirate Party
Grand Prairie, TX
Texarkana Ren Faire
Texarkana, AR
Louisiana Ren Fest
Hammond, LA
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New Studio Album
Current State: 20 songs recorded
For booking information contact Craig Lutke at:
214-415-9563 or by e-mail at
Copyright © Ibidis Mortem Productions

Listen to some clips of tracks from our album
The Idiodyssey
Released October 15, 2012
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3 Larry Marr  
7 Bilge Pumps Birthday Song  
15 Please Don't Take Me Down  
19 Bonnie Ship the Diamond (Remix)  
Pirate Music Box | Treasure Island
View the official music videos of the band as well as captured footage of the Bilge Pumps in action

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