The Bilge Pumps are a pirate music group based in the Dallas/Ft, Worth area who specialize in performances that combine sea songs, shanties, and Celtic music with a huge dose of silly comedy.

Now that you're here, come aft and take hold of the wheel. Ye've made it this far, the steering is up to you.

We'll be headin' below decks ta take a nap.

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Jul 20
Pictures from our Memorial Day weekend adventures in the Houston area are now available on our Past Landings 2016 page.
Jul 18
Back Sweatbox Studios again last weekend, recording two more songs for the new album!
Jul 05
The Texas Pirate Festival is this weekend!
Jun 30
We're offering our Johnny Jump Up T-Shirts for 1/3 off the normal price until 7/5!
Jun 21
Today from 3:00 - 5:00 CDT, we'll be hosting our first Two Hour Pirate Hour where CD's and DVD's on our Treasure Island page are only $4.99!
Jun 13
We'll be heading to the Railean Distillery and Dickens on the Strand this December during the same trip!
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Texarkana Ren Faire
Texarkana, AR
Texas Ren Festival
Plantersville, TX
Louisiana Ren Fest
Hammond, LA
Railean Rum Distillery
San Leon, TX
Dickens on the Strand
Galveston, TX
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New Studio Album
Current State: 15 songs recorded
For booking information contact Craig Lutke at:
214-415-9563 or by e-mail at
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Listen to some clips of tracks from our album
The Idiodyssey
Released October 15, 2012
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10 Auckland to the Bluff  
11 The Pump Shanty  
14 The Ballad of Sam and Marie  
18 The Queen of All Argyll  
Pirate Music Box | Treasure Island
View the official music videos of the band as well as captured footage of the Bilge Pumps in action

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