The Bilge Pumps are a pirate music group based in the Dallas/Ft, Worth area who specialize in performances that combine sea songs, shanties, and Celtic music with a huge dose of silly comedy.

Now that you're here, come aft and take hold of the wheel. Ye've made it this far, the steering is up to you.

We'll be headin' below decks ta take a nap.

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Jul 28
"Bail Money" was reviewed (favorably) in the latest edition of Renaissance Magazine!
Jul 02
Our Press & Promotional and Friendly Ports pages have been updated.
Jun 26
Pictures and video from our appearance at Piratepalooza 2015 are now up on our Past Landings 2015 page.
Jun 03
Pictures and video from our visits to the Railean Rum Distillery and the TMCA Spring Fling are now up on our Past Landings 2015 page.
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99¢ digital music downloads are available from our Pirate Music Box, including all of our albums (even the out of print ones) and previously unreleased songs.
CD's, DVD's, T-shirts, and more are available on our Treasure Island page.
Railean Rum Distillery
San Leon, TX
Louisiana Ren Fest
Hammond, LA
Dickens on the Strand
Galveston, TX
Pirates on the Prairie V
Grand Prairie, TX
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View the official music videos of the band as well as captured footage of the Bilge Pumps in action
New Studio Album
Current State: 8 songs recorded
For booking information contact Craig Lutke at:
214-415-9563 or by e-mail at
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Listen to some clips of tracks from our album
The Idiodyssey
Released October 15, 2012
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1 Bonnie Ship the Diamond  
9 Round the Horn  
12 Nancy Whiskey  
15 Please Don't Take Me Down  
16 The Mermaid  

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