We've decided that 2017 is the year we become alt-pirates. That means we'll be happy to escort old ladies (and their pensions) across the street and kiss all the babies in town (stealing their DNA for future cloning)
Since we're no longer pirates, we shall call ourselves Marine Assert Redistribution Specialists... M.A.R.S. ... and MARS needs women.
Dum dum dum... dum dum da dum dum...
(Click on an event name below to see what happened when the Bilge Pumps landed there)