(Click on a year to view that year's appearances)

We've decided that 2017 is the year we become alt-pirates. That means we'll be happy to escort old ladies (and their pensions) across the street and kiss all the babies in town (stealing their DNA for future cloning)

Since we're no longer pirates, we shall call ourselves Marine Assert Redistribution Specialists... M.A.R.S. ... and MARS needs women.

Dum dum dum... dum dum da dum dum...

(Click on an event name below to see what happened when the Bilge Pumps landed there)

Pirates on the Prairie VI Mardi Gras Galveston Medieval Fair of Norman Alamo Drafthouse Railean Rum Distillery Stuttgarden Tavern
Texas Pirate Festival GP Pirate Party The Pirate's Cove San Diego Sea Shanty Festival Texarkana Ren Faire Louisiana Ren Fest
Dickens on the Strand GP Farmers Market

For booking information contact Craig Lutke at:
214-415-9563 or by e-mail at

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