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A-F G-O P-Z Christmas
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I Saw Fanny Punching Santa Claus
(Tommie Conner, altered lyrics by David Ruffin)

I saw Fanny punching Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn´t hear him creep
Down the hall without a peep
How was she to know his pants
Were down around his feet

Then I saw Fanny kick old Santa Claus
In his jingle balls so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh we all sure had
´Cause old Santa´s such a cad
Now Fanny´s kickin´ Santa´s butt all night

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