I Saw Fanny Punching Santa Claus (Tommie Conner, altered lyrics by David Ruffin)
I saw Fanny punching Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn’t hear him creep
Down the hall without a peep
How was she to know his pants
Were down around his feet
Then I saw Fanny kick old Santa Claus
In his jingle balls so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh we all sure had
‘Cause old Santa’s such a cad
Now Fanny’s kickin’ Santa’s butt all night
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