2019 was the year of firsts and lasts.

We brought in a new pirate baby into the world with the introduction of our double-album "Planned Piratehood", taking over the ears and wills to live of all who listen to her.

It also featured the final performance of our "beloved" Sharkbait Simon the Scapegoat, who must return to the maelstrom that spawned him.

The hallucinogen we coated ourselves and our music with will take over and soon everything will be skulls and bones... like at a Hot Topic outlet store.

See below for the list of events that invited us into their homes, not knowing that 2 of our crew were vampires.