The Bilge Pumps - Past Landings for 2017

(Click on a year to view that year's appearances)

We've decided that 2017 is the year we become alt-pirates. That means we'll be happy to escort old ladies (and their pensions) across the street and kiss all the babies in town (stealing their DNA for future cloning)

Since we're no longer pirates, we shall call ourselves Marine Assert Redistribution Specialists... M.A.R.S. ... and MARS needs women.

Dum dum dum... dum dum da dum dum...

(Click on an event name below to see what happened when the Bilge Pumps landed there)

Pirates on the Prairie VI

Mardi Gras Galveston

Medieval Fair of Norman

Alamo Drafthouse

Railean Rum Distillery

Stuttgarden Tavern

Texas Pirate Festival

GP Pirate Party

The Pirate's Cove

San Diego Sea Shanty Festival

Texarkana Ren Faire

Louisiana Ren Fest

Dickens on the Strand

GP Farmers Market

For booking information contact Craig Lutke at:
214-415-9563 or by e-mail at