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Album: A Pirate's Christmas Wish [Deluxe Edition] Tracks: 35
Artist: The Bilge Pumps Length: 66:04
Label: Ibidis Mortem Productions File Size: 135.83 MB
Released: October 14, 2010 Cost: $9.99
The Bilge Pumps are showing the world how to celebrate the Christmas season pirate-style with their first (and the world's first) piratical Christmas album, entitled "A Pirate's Christmas Wish". This collection of piratized Christmas carols and holiday songs will shiver your timbers and your yule logs with its irreverent take on 19 holiday classics as well as the original title track. These songs are in addition to the 9 comedy skits spread throughout the album. Not to mention the obligatory bonus songs as well. It's quite a lot of yuletide fun to help you get through the holidays.

Now, this mp3 version of the album has four more songs added to it over the years as companion tracks to the original album. Only here can you get the songs "Freezing Balls", "Harvey the Corpsman", "Trimmin' in the Riggin'", and "Away in His Quarters" for your collection as they are not on the CD, iTunes, or Amazon! This Deluxe Edition includes all 35 tracks, as well as a digital booklet with the album art, song credits, and descriptions.

Each mp3 on the album is fully ID3 tagged with album art, lyrics, credits, and more!

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  Song Writer Track Length Uploaded Cost
Pirate Yells Jay Livingston & Ray Evans (alt lyrics by Christopher Dallion) 1 2:10 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - A Pirate's Night Before Christmas David Ruffin 2 1:11 10/05/2010 $0.49
A Pirate's Night Before Christmas Clement Clarke Moore (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 3 3:43 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - Pirating a Winter Wonderland David Ruffin 4 0:43 10/05/2010 $0.49
Pirating a Winter Wonderland Felix Bernard (alt lyrics by the Bilge Pumps) 5 2:05 10/04/2010 $0.99
A Pirate's Christmas Wish David Ruffin & Allen Olson 6 3:41 10/04/2010 $0.99
Blue Christmas Irving Berlin (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 7 2:14 10/04/2010 $0.99
Carol of the Beers Mykola Leontovych (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 8 1:35 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - More Rum, Gloria! David Ruffin 9 0:42 10/05/2010 $0.49
More Rum, Gloria! Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 10 2:17 10/04/2010 $0.99
We Wish You a Merry Christmas Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 11 1:33 10/04/2010 $0.99
Do You Hear What I Hear? Gloria Shayne Baker (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 12 2:21 10/04/2010 $0.99
Good Pirate Men Rejoice Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 13 1:52 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - Silent Night David Ruffin 14 0:45 10/05/2010 $0.49
Silent Night Franz Gruber 15 2:34 10/04/2010 $0.99
Jolly Old Saint Nicholas Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 16 1:12 10/04/2010 $0.99
I Saw Three Ships Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 17 1:26 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - I Saw Fannie Punching Santa Claus Christopher Dallion 18 0:28 10/05/2010 $0.49
I Saw Fannie Punching Santa Claus Tommie Conner (alt. lyrics by David Ruffin) 19 1:06 10/04/2010 $0.99
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas Meredith Wilson (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 20 1:59 10/04/2010 $0.99
The Pirate Christmas Song Mel Tormé & Bob Wells (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 21 1:44 10/04/2010 $0.99
Johnny the Steampunk Pirate Robert May & Johnny Marks (alt. lyrics by David Ruffin) 22 1:13 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - Deck the Halls Christopher Dallion 23 1:24 10/05/2010 $0.49
Deck the Halls Traditional (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 24 1:40 10/04/2010 $0.99
The Twelve Days of Christmas Traditional (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 25 4:21 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - A Pirate Auld Lang Syne Craig Lutke 26 1:37 10/05/2010 $0.49
A Pirate Auld Lang Syne Robert Burns (alt lyrics by David Ruffin) 27 2:45 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - Oh, Kwanzaa Pants David Ruffin 28 1:16 10/05/2010 $0.49
Oh, Kwanzaa Pants Traditional (alt lyrics by D. Ruffin, C. Lutke, C. Dallion, & J. Steinberg) 29 2:55 10/04/2010 $0.99
Intro Skit - Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy Craig Lutke 30 1:06 10/05/2010 $0.49
Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy Robert May & Johnny Marks (alt lyrics by Craig Lutke) 31 0:56 10/04/2010 $0.99
Harvey the Corpsman Walter Rollins/Steve Nelson (alt lyrics by C. Dallion & D. Ruffin) 32 2:17 12/04/2012 $0.99
Freezing Balls James Lord Pierpont (altered lyrics by Rich Harrison) 33 1:24 12/04/2012 $0.99
Trimmin' in the Riggin' Craig Lutke & Rich Eberlen 34 3:42 11/23/2015 $0.99
Away in His Quarters Traditional (alt lyrics by Fred Flores) 35 1:54 11/28/2017 $0.99

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