Five Pumps made it to Railean to soak up the rum fumes and store them in John Crow the Cook's beard.

Splice the Rigger practices his tantric yoga on "Ranzo Ray".

Harvey the Corpsman tries to get John Crow to move, but Crow won't after he farted in his coat.

Aye, John Crow has known some big women in his life... and he likes to keep souvenirs.

Maroon the Shantyman takes the safest tack when it comes to being near the Bilge Pumps

Jack the Rum Runner tries to hold up Maroon as he gets progressively drunker on "Seven Drunken Nights".

Looks like John Crow got his Christmas goose early this year!

Harvey gathers up a couple of willing hula dancers to get crazy with him on "Isle of Tortuga".

He even got them to drop to the floor on the line "and the girls are on their back"! First time ever!

Maroon threatens Harvey by tickling his neck with his suckered tentacles.