The Bilge Pumps arrive at the Pirate's Cove, staying downwind enough that people might actually go into the store.

It's finally happened. Maroon the Shantyman was forced to take up guitar. This time to cover for the missing Sharkbait.

John Crow the Cook decides to go ahead and kidnap a young pirate to start them on guitar to replace Maroon.

Now whose bright idea was it to put the pirates right where all the unlocked boats are docked?

Maroon has been taking overly dramatic theater lessons to go along with his guitar lessons.

Splice the Rigger blames everyone else for all the bad lyrics during "All For Me Grog".

When Harvey the Corpsman breaks into jokes, Maroon can't take it any longer.

Maroon gets awarded a knife for being the pirate that could most embarrass Maroon on stage. (You should have heard the guitar)

Maroon looks to a higher power to put some humor and music into the show. Didn't work. Never does.

John Crow pulls bells out of unmentionable places during "Strike the Bell".

The piratical audience gathers in for a group shot. You can just barely see us behind the rum fumes.

One might call this shot arrrrrrtistic!