Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy (Robert May & Johnny Marks, altered lyrics by Craig Lutke)
Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy (cabin boy)
Had a very shiny butt (like a glow globe)
And if you ever saw it (saw it)
You would surely bust a nut (and make a snow globe)
All of the other pirates (pirates)
Used to laugh and call him names (like dry dock)
They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)
Join in all the pirate games (like buggery)
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
The Captain came to say
"Rudolph with your butt so brite
Won´t you shine my mast tonight"
Now all the pirates loved him (biblically)
As dropped upon one knee (tee hee)
Rudolph the Red-Butt Cabin Boy (cabin boy)
You could service two or three (orgy!)
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