Carol of the Beers (Mykola Leontovych, altered lyrics by David Ruffin)
Hark! How the beers, Sweet frothy beers
All seem to say, Chase them away
Car´llers are here, outside, I fear
Both young and old, out in the cold
Ding, dong ding dong! My head´s a gong
Their necks I´ll ring, while caroling
One seems to hear, from all the Beer
Words in my Head, Make them all dead
Oh! My brain pounds, hearing the sound
My patience lost, my supper tossed
More now arrive, soon I contrive
something so wise, it´s their demise
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
On, on I drink, I start to think
Go get a gun, make them all run
Hark! How the Beers, sweet, frothy beers
All seem to say chase them away
Carols I hear, Bring me more beer
I start to heave, Please make them leave
Ding, dong ding dong My head´s a gong
Pain drives me on, wish they were gone
I drink more beer, still them I hear
Words in my head, Make them all dead
Oh! My brain pounds, hearing their sound
My patience lost, my supper tossed
Still more arrive, I can´t survive
This wretched noise, my peace destroys
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
On, on I drink, and then I think
Just close the door, hear them no more
Hark! How the beer, sweet, frothy beer
The door bell rings, While I´m heaving
Ding Dong Ding Dong!
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