Freezing Balls (James Lord Pierpont, altered lyrics by Rich Harrison)
Dashing through the snow
As we make our getaway
The north is too damn cold
Let's raid Montego Bay
There's umbrella drinks
making spirits bright
Here they have ice skating rinks
and blizzards we must fight.
Oh, freezing balls, freezing balls leading me away
Those Vikings can have the north
I'm heading south today
Freezing balls, freezing balls, leading me away
Those Vikings can have the north
I'm sailing south today
A day or two ago
We got a wild hair
and turned our rudder hard to port
into the northern air
The wind filled up the sail
and hastened up our trek
But now we are all cold as hell
bring our equator back
Oh, freezing balls, freezing balls leading me away
Those Vikings can have the north
I'm heading south today
Freezing balls, freezing balls, leading me away
Those Vikings can have the north
I'm sailing south today
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