Oh there once was a man, he was looking for a wife,
and he knew what he had in mind.
A pretty, little thing who would love him all his life.
He knew not what he would find.
So, he went to an inn, and they kindly let him in
at the sign of the Lion's Den.
A girl he would see, she was probably a three
on a scale from one to ten.
Well, he ordered him a beer, but his vision still was clear,
so he ordered up one pint more.
And when it past his lips, he was staring at her hips,
and decided she was probably a four.
Well, when that pint was through, he decided for to woo
and near to her he came.
And since she was alive, she was probably a five
so he asked her for her name,
She looked him in the eye, but she gave him no reply
and they brought him a glass of wine.
He was really in a fix, she was looking like a six
and he said,"Will you be mine?"
After drink eleven, she was looking like a seven
In fact she was really great.
After one more round, surprisingly he found
he was sitting with an eight.
When he asked her to dine, he was sure she was a nine
so he reached for his ring and then,
he drank another ale, thought his love would never fail,
And he praised her as a ten.
So, now he has a wife, who will love him all his life,
and a long life it would be.
When the ale had cleared his head, he wished he was dead
cause he married a minus three!
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