Ranzo Ray (Traditional, altered lyrics by the Bilge Pumps)
We're bound for Mogadishu
With a load of soggy tissue Ranzo, Ranzo, Ray, Ray
Let one go in Cape Catoling
And I think I blew my o-ring Hi-lo, me Ranzo Ray
When I rounded old Cape Hatteras
Well, I rolled right off me matt-e-ress
In Rio de Janeiro
I stayed on the straight and narrow
I set sail for old Hoboken
With a big old bale for tokin'
I set sail for Cuyahoga
For to learn some tantric yoga
They want tail in old Cancun
So I took them a raccoon
Loved a girl in Birmingham
'Cause she always served one clam
I was in Cabo San Lucas
I was all stopped up with mucous
I set sail for dear ole' Dublin
Though me bowels, they were a bubblin'
We got chased out of Seattle
For unnatural acts with cattle
Couldn't hold out in Toronto
'Cause the ladies want it pronto
I'm bound for old Niagra
For I need some more Viagra
Sailed for girls down in New Haven
When some sushi I'm a cravin'
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