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The Bilge Pumps - Songs of the Sea: Lyrics to Barroom Blitz

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Barroom Blitz
(Nicky Chinn & Mike Chapman, altered lyrics by Craig Lutke)
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Old Billy walked into the bar
Stumbled like he had too much to drink
Oh, he talked like he was deranged
And yelled so loud it made it hard to think

Oh, I see man at the back as a matter of fact
With no eyes and he's holding a gun
And the girl in the corner has a black spot for ya
You know Blind Pew will find ya son

Oh, yeah he was frightening, and Billy was whitening
And a puddle was pooling in a manner not suiting
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Chorus)
And the man in the back said "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a barroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya"
And it turned into a barroom blitz
Barroom blitz, barroom blitz, barroom blitz, barroom blitz

I reached out for my cold drink
And offered some to the corner girl in view
When Blind Pew stumbled into me
Spilled my beer and soaked her dress clean through

Oh, and the man in the back never saw the attack
As she kneed his nuts to the sky
Then the girl in the corner gave a kick to the former
Made every man's balls shrink up in size

Oh no. I was dead sick, I felt epileptic
And the band started heaving, and we all stopped breathing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Chorus)
And the man in the back said "Everyone attack"
And it turned into a barroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said, "Boy, I wanna warn ya"
And it turned into a barroom blitz
Barroom blitz, barroom blitz, barroom blitz, barroom blitz

Oh yeah, The woman was frightening, she came from the right wing
She's really abusing the men of her choosing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Alt chorus)
And the man in the back said "I can't find my sack"
And it turned into a barroom blitz
And the girl at the bar said, "That's gonna leave a scar"
And it turned into a barroom blitz
Barroom blitz, barroom blitz, barroom blitz, barroom blitz

It's... it's... a barroom blitz
It's... it's... a barroom blitz
It's... it's... a barroom blitz
Yeah, it's a barroom blitz

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214-415-9563 or by e-mail at

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