All For Me Grog (Traditional, altered lyrics by Craig Lutke and Terrie Lutke)
(Chorus)
Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
For I spent all me tin with the lassies drinking gin
Far across the western ocean I must wander
Where are me boots, me noggin', noggin' boots?
They're all gone for beer and tobacco
For the heels they are worn out and the toes are kicked about
And the soles are looking out for better weather
(Chorus)
Where is me shirt, my noggin', noggin' shirt?
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
For the collar is all worn, and the sleeves they are all torn
And the tail is looking out for better weather
(Chorus)
Where are me guns, me noggin' noggin' guns?
They're all gone for beer and tobacco
Well me flints are all worn out and me bore is rusted out
And me balls are lookin' out for better weather
(Chorus)
Where is me bed, me noggin' noggin bed
It's all gone for beer and tobacco
Well I lent it to a whore and now the sheets are all tore
And the springs are looking out for better weather.
(Alternate chorus)
Well it's all for me grog, me jolly jolly grog
It's all for me beer and tobacco
I spent all me coin always thinkin' with me groin
And now the ladies spend what I have squandered.
Where are me sails, me noggin' noggin' sails
They're all gone for beer and tobacco
Well I we cut 'em with a sword when the ladies come on board
And now we use 'em all as padding for our pleasure
(Alt. Chorus)
I'm sick in the head, I haven't been to bed
Since I came ashore with me plunder
I see centipedes and snakes and I'm full of pains and aches
And I think I'll make a path for way up yonder
(Alt. Chorus)
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