These Bilge Pumps T-Shirts, with the oh-so-spiffy Bilge Pumps' logo on the front left breast and the "Pirating the Seas Tour" on the back, are what real pirates wear when they're not pirating or singing... or when they are pirating and singing.

The tour lists some of the cities the Bilge Pumps have hit recently and the horrible things that happened once they got there.

When you're wearing one of these fine articles of clothing, you get bought beer all the time. It's a proven fact! Plus, if you give one to your boyfriend/girlfriend/latest conquest then they'll be certain to respect you in the morning.