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Drunken Sailor
(Traditional, altered lyrics by Craig Lutke)

What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning?

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning


Put a little lobster in his breeches

Slam his pizzle in a rusted porthole
Then send him off to pee in the poison ivy

Dress him up in women's clothing
Then put him on the shore to join the Army
Cause they're always looking for a few good men

Make him the captain of the Exxon tanker

Turn him over and we'll hide our treasure map

Shave his back and we'll knit a sweater

What'll he do when he gets ashore
He'll run like hell to the nearest whorehouse
What'll he do when he gets to the whorehouse
Way-hay, up he rises


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