John Crow the Cook made his Bilge Pumps debut at the Krewe of the Celts Tableau, much to the delight of at least one person.

The Bilge Pumps fill the performance area with their manly juices... much to the delight of at least one person.

Looks like Natty Nell must be the one.

E shows the newbie how you must pump to be a Bilge Pump.

Unfortunately, when John can't learn, E is forced to kill him with his bare hands.

It appears all the revelry has forced all the Bilge Pumps to turn on one another.

Maroon consoles John by showing him how the Bilge Pumps console one another.

Once you get jiggy in a swamp, it's really hard to top.

Harvey and Galleon found a way to jiggle themselves as well.

Maroon takes his turn impaling the cabin boy of the hour (verbally). Poor fella.