E and Squint argue back and forth again about who can sing the cleanest song, Maroon... or Kailyn.

The rest of The Bilge Pumps are in danger of getting knocked off the stage when E starts busting a move.

Kailyn just makes the sweetest face as Squint sings about his darlin' Nancy on "Haul Away Joe".

Phil McGroin has his arms flapping like someone stuck a tray of ice to his butt.

Here's a good example of the singing face that Phil always makes when he's trying his hardest. We all think it's damned funny.

Not to be outdone, Squint makes his own singing face. This time he's not imitating Phil, but making a strange face all his own.

Adding to the normal pressure of singing in the right key, The Bilge Pumps have an enormous snake waiting to chew on their red apples if they screw up.

It's a miracle! Squeegy made an expression other than fright on stage!

The Bilge Pumps prepare to rap. Squeegy apparently does it by acting like an Egyptian harem girl!

Awww!! Doesn't Squint look just so cuuuuute when he's singin'?

Clean Song
It's a kid-friendly show, make sure not to offend anyone with dirty lyrics
320 X 240    0:39 min.    4.72 MB

Westering Home/Pay Me
Going from slow & pretty to rapid fire calypso
320 X 240    0:43 min.    5.20 MB