Kailyn and E aren't fooling anyone with this innocent choir boy look.

I once saw a dingdooram this big!

Hmmm. Is it just me or does Maroon have demon eyes?

Here's the part of the show where the Bilge Pumps try their damndest to look like they know what they're doing!

Squint stole Phil McGroin's pirate skull maracas. I think they look a lot like him, don't you?

Maroon and Crack turn a plain ordinary pirate show into a beach surfing movie.

Kailyn sucks his thumb as E comforts him while acting out "Itches in Me Britches".

"Hey Squeegy! What do you do with a drunken sailor?"

Maroon and Crack get down and dirty singing those backup vocals to "Johnny Jump Up".

Aww, isn't that sweet how they wave hello to the crowd?"