Pack of Guitarzans

The Bilge Pumps enjoy performing on the easily the nicest stage they've ever played on

Show us you t*ts

Of course, this is Mardi Gras, so the bead tossers are out in force... with Phil buried under a mountain of beads.

Flying First Mates

Phil McGroin goes sailing through the air during "Johnny Jump Up".

From this...

Only a life of piracy can turn self-respecting sailors from this...

...to this!

... to this!

Juicy Life Saver

Maroon helps display Galleon's new "Welcome Aboard" lifesaver and Natty helps display Maroon's main mast.

Kissing cousins

Harvey gives the dead Maroon mouth-to-mouth during "The Night Pat Murphy Died"

Really close kissing cousins!

but he ends up getting more than he counted on.

More funk than week-old gym socks

The Bilge Pumps rub some funk on their show during "Shiver My Timbers"

The whole ship loves E's blowing

E the Bosun vibrates the audience out of their shoes with his amplified didjeridu

Pirating Texas

Natty the Navigator poses with members of Little Texas backstage, proving that pirates are spreading all over the world.

Last time Galleon did this, he fell off the stage

The Bilge Pumps, calypso kings of Mardi Gras!

Flasher and Pimp, super heroes of the pirate world

Galleon and Maroon hide from their rabid fans by posing as a flasher and a hockey-playing pirate pimp.